Sunday, June 9, 2013

Only One Pound

Hello Ladies,

Hello...do you know me? If you don't, you should.

I'm a pound of fat and I'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.

Want to know why?

Because no one ever wants to loose me.

I'm ONLY ONE POUND.


Just a pound!

Everyone wants to lose 3 pounds or 5 pounds or fifteen pounds,

but never only ONE pound.


So, I stick around and happily keep you fat.

Then I add myself, ever so slyly,

so that you never seem to notice.

That is, until I've grown to ten,

twenty, thirty or more pounds.



Yes, it's fun being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT,

left to do as I please.

So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying "oh, I only lost one pound:

(as if it were such a terrible thing).

For, you, see, if you do this,

you'll encourage others to keep me around,

because they'll think I'm not worth losing.

And I LOVE being around you

- your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips -

every part of you!

Happy Days!

After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!

~Author Unknown

Hope

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